Place fresh cranberries in a food processor and pulse until they are finely and evenly chopped, ensuring the texture remains distinct rather than pureed.
Transfer the chopped cranberries into a medium mixing bowl.
Add granulated sugar, minced jalapeños, chopped cilantro, sliced green onions, lime juice, and salt to the bowl.
Stir the mixture thoroughly until all ingredients are evenly distributed.
Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and refrigerate for a minimum of 2 hours to allow the sugar to dissolve and the flavors to meld.
Place the block of softened cream cheese onto a serving platter.
Spoon the chilled cranberry salsa over the cream cheese and serve immediately with crackers or toasted baguette slices.